Men overheard, total LOL3

This is the 3rd installment my lovlies xD Mwah xx

Man1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film? I thought it was really good. Man2: Yeah, I really liked the bit where they used magic.

I really wish i was a rainbow. It'd be nice to be lots of different colours.

Man1: I hate that hairspray movie. Man2: Hasn't it got the guy from HSM in it? 1: What's he called again? 2: You mean the one you just want to punch in the face? 1: It's Zac something, isn't it? 2: I hate him.

Mate, i saw some well nice shoes in that shop River Iceland the other day.

Daytime TV is so boring. It's no wonder people decide to work.

Bf: Isn't it weird when buses go down little streets? Gf: How is it weird? Bf: I don't know, it doesn't look right.

If you were a football sticker, you'd definately be a shine one.

Bf: What about roses for your birthday? Gf: If you were going to buy me flowers for my birthday I'd rather you bought me a bunch of flowers that you know I liked. Bf: *Long pause* Babe, do you like grass?

When i have a crap day, i'm so grateful for your boobs. They're the best stress balls in the world.

Bf: *Singing along to TV* Go baby, go baby go, don't upset the rhythm. Gf: Sometimes i wonder if you're secretly gay. Bf: So do i.

Man1: I was reading magazines on the loo yesterday & there's a section called men overheard in more! Some men are idiots! 2: You read magazines? The only kind i read is porn. & there isn't much reading involved.

How many condoms do you think you could put on before you can't have sex anymore?